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Happy Friday, Team (more like friYAY!:)

As a thought leader, I’m opening the kimono to do a dive deep into the synergies of our holistic, disruptive ideation process. I feel we need to leverage our core competencies and operationalize our blue-sky thinking.

At the end of the day, we need to move the needle and get buy-in from all stakeholders. It’s time to think outside the box and get granular with our next-generation solutions.

I believe we need to take a burn the boats approach and embark on a new paradigm shift for our business. No more blue-sky thinking or low-hanging fruit. Let’s just focus on delivering real value to our customers.

We need to future-proof our actionables and begin to align our KPIs toward sustainable renewable revenue streams.

I suggest a robust value-added framework of success metrics that will not only drive real results, but also provide transparency and accountability. We should establish key milestones and track our progress, synergizing our resources and optimizing our workflow cadence. 

A more robust effort must be made to engage our cross-functional thought partners. We need to align our team and ensure everyone is rowing in the same direction. It’s time to cut the fat and focus on our core competencies. By streamlining our operations and optimizing our workflows, we can drive real, sustainable results.

This will enable us to move the needle and truly move the dial for our stakeholders. Let’s roll up our sleeves and get to work – no more talking in circles, it’s time for action.

Anyone who is not with this new direction can simply be shown the door. We will schedule a meeting with our Chief People Officers® to wind down your engagement, discuss your careabouts and begin your decommitment ceremony from the company.

Let’s take this offline and circle back on the deliverables to close the loop.

COFFEE CHAT 4:45PM FRIDAYS
Putting this in your calendars for Friday so we can better align as a team. This is 15 minutes to relax, unwind, and socialize about our ideas for the week. Because here, we’re family. CAMERAS ON, MANDATORY. 

See you all there.

Also, there’s birthday cake in the breakroom from 4:00 to 4:12pm for Kathy in accounting. 

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